Plastic Surgery Network*

I read your persuasive blurb
on the the world wide web.

“Everybody has something about themselves
that they don’t like.
Whether it’s their profile, their body shape
Or their chest size.
Some people accept what they have
grudingly,
While others strive to be the best
person they can be.
If you will not accept,
looking second-best,
You might be the perfect person
for plastic surgery.”

Whenever I am in the state
of Washington,
Or perhaps just a state of
low self esteem.

I will call on you with
Your liposuction deal of
only $1999.

Plastic Surgery Network.

Plastic Surgery Network!
Plastic Surgery Network!

PLAS–TIC SUR-GER-REE NETT-WORK!!


*Please note that I am in no way affiliated with this business which is located on the continental United States. Plastic surgery should only be considered by people who want it, have the funds to afford it and perhaps are looking to be part of a television show like Extreme Makeover or I Want A Famous Face.